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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

silenthill:

the gameboy advance sp was so beautiful


Damian:  *looking at Robin's first costume* "Ha! What a fag.
Alfred:  He was just a boy when he wore yellow tights and green panties
Damian:  GAAAAAAAAAAY
thebronycurator: What's going on? I'm confused. P.s Giant Robots r cool

groverwood:

sabeane:

groverwood:

sabeane:

groverwood and i are fighting for your affections

i’m winning obviously

(shinji won’t get in the fucking robot ):

do i gotta start again? i think we settled on something along the lines of “tumblr user sabeane is an ENORMOUSER nerd than groverwood”

vri pls

you know i’m a nerd

i know i’m a nerd

thebronycurator is still mine

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